Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out
my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once
when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve
My brother hog tied me at the bottom of our cold basement stairs and left me to figure out how to get back up them.
The way it all would end,
the way it all would go.
Our lives..are better left to chance,
I could have missed the pain,
But I’d have had to miss the dance. Garth Brooks (The Dance)